houndshrooms

Sorry its been awhile, I just got out of rehab. Pam and Mike thought it was a good idea to send me to the hound ford clinic. Apparently, a week ago it seemed as though I had a drug problem. I was out sniffing around outside when I spotted these yummy smelly things in the yard. They were round and red with white dots on them. I gobbled them up right away. They were so tasty. I went inside and an hour or two later it was bed time. I began to feel funny shortly after I was put to bed...then Mike got home. He spotted me staring at the walls as if I was seeing things and hearing strange noises. He decided to take me to their bedroom to watch over me. I wouldn't go to bed and i would slink around staring at the walls. I heard them say I had a crazy look in my eye. All the while I feel great! I felt like I was floating in space. So the next day I told Trina about these tasty treats in the yard. We both went out there and ate them. The same things happened to both of us. The next day I saw a bag packed and the next thing I knew I was at a rehab clinic. Thats when I was told I had a problem with eating mushrooms. I of course was in denial about it. I eventually got kicked out of rehab for peeing on their toaster. I am home now but infortunately the yard had been cleaned of these mushrooms.