bowling balls

Last night Pam and Mike tried shoving me in bed with them after having a lot of these things called chocolate martini's. Im not really sure whats in them but I had one lick of that and cringed. I don't know how they drink so many of them! Anyways so they shove me under the covers and let me tell you....being in bed with them after they have had many of those chocolate martini's is like being a pin in a bowling alley with two balls rolling towards you. I got no sleep at all until I decided to jump out and join my sisters in the hound bed. The next morning I heard Pam and Mike discussing I guess dogs don't sleep with drunk people. I don't really know what that means but if it has anything to do with those martini's then its true! I oughta pee on the couch for having been put through that hellish night.