sizzling sausages

Hey everyone sorry I haven't posted in a couple days.  I had a disasterous result with my hair cut.  I told them to take a little off the top and a trim around the ears...it did not turn out that way.  Instead I ended up with too much off the top and not enough around the ears.  I was so angry about it that I lifted my leg and peed on the chair and walked off.  Now that, that is over my other interesting story is every night when I spit out my drugs this crazy woman keeps trying to give me.  She always shoves her fingers down my throat forcing me to swallow these drugs so you know how I repaid her....one night she was making some delectable sausages.  I could smell the sensational scent and I heard the music of sizzling.  I slinked right up to where the kitchen magic is happening and began hopping up and down.  Finally I got high enough and sank my little fangs into a sausage.  This is when I found out the meaning of the word sizzling.  It burnt the hell out of my tongue but I didn't care it was too tasty aside from the burning.  Soon enough 5 other hounds were at my tail trying to get a peice of the sausage not to mention Pam chasing me around screaming things like "your such an asshole!!"  before anyone could get to me however I choked down that sausage.  Im pretty sure it sizzled all the way to my stomach but it was worth it.  And the look on Pams face was priceless!  That will show her to chase me around with drugs every night.